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WTF Doc!

You look like shit and been running from those things for a while now.” “Yeah,
you can say that. Been getting the shit kicked out of me the past few days.” “Have
you killed any?” “Yeah, I have, but listen, kid, I can't stay here and babysit you.

Author : Marc Longcor

Release : 2020-04-06

Publisher : Page Publishing Inc

ISBN : 1645848035

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It was just supposed to be another day at the tanning salon, nursing a hangover and hitting on a stripper and her girlfriend. But a doctor with an idea to cure the world of all sickness thought it was a good idea to use alien blood and DNA for the cure. Too bad the alien has other plans. Now with a city overrun with alien monsters, a special alien response team is outnumbered and seeking help, turn to an unlikely crew of people—a crazy old man who won’t die, two strippers, and a drunk in a kilt. They must come together to save the city, the doctor, and maybe the world.

Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real!

While it may look like that a lot, I assure you that indeed... it's not. This story will
break your children's hearts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shit, and if I do my job
right-- you'll fart. (Hey... I had to rhyme heart with something, ok?) If you don't want

Author : Adam R. Lucas

Release : 2018-11-14

Publisher :

ISBN : 0359208711

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PARENTAL WARNING: This is only a children's book if you want it to be. I regret nothing. From the mind of Adam R. Lucas comes this brand new way of telling your children the harsh truth about Christmas... all while learning mommy and daddy's favorite words! Join tiny Jimmy on his quest to catch Santa in his tracks on Christmas Eve! Of course... there's just one flaw: there's no such thing! So, like the horrible beings we are, we will watch Jimmy slowly, but surely, die on the inside when he finds out the truth. It's been his parents... the whole time. PARENTAL WARNING: This is only a children's book if you want it to be. I regret nothing.

Conduit: The Beginning

14 Marc and Cerberus walked for an hour, lost in their thoughts with no real
direction in mind, just happy to be on their own when ... Any dealer sees those
and they'll flock to me like a fly on shit. ... “Hey kid. You look like you could use a
little help. ”The dealer opened his trench coat to reveal syringes and bags of
powder ...

Author : James Alexander

Release : 2012-02-22

Publisher : J&A Publishing


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An ancient alien race bent on decimating humanity. An unlikely group of heroes caught in the turmoil of an invasion. One young man with extraordinary abilities forced to cope with his heritage. When baby Marc loses his mother from a shooting at a busy mall, he is placed into foster care. Struggling through life, no one willing to adopt him from fear of his unique gifts, Marc's adolescent years are filled with pain, struggles and decisions no one should have to cope with. Written off as crazy, besieged with unusual abilities, Marc has given up on life. Until Now. Beings from another world, having suffered greatly from their own society's war of science versus religion, have made their presence known and that their visit is not a peaceful one. With their race dying, they are running against the clock to certain extinction unless they act now and take control of the human population. However, they did not factor in Marc, an experiment from the past; half-human, half alien, whom they thought to be dead. Now, with the help of an unlikely cast of heroes, Marc must survive long enough to understand and control his abilities. If he does not succeed, humanity will be lost without him.

Theory of War

'Pretty good, eh, kid?' he said. 'Whaddya want?' 'Yardman's job ... See this?' He
lifted up the footless leg. 'Switchman's foot — that's what they call it. Hey,
somebody been beating up on you? You look like shit. What makes you think you
got the ...

Author : Joan Brady

Release : 2012-01-26

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

ISBN : 1849839530

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'A modern work of genius' Spectator Winner of the Costa/Whitbread Book of the Year Award 1993 Forced into slavery as a child, Jonathan Carrick escapes to a new life but within him lies the need for revenge against George Stokes, the son of his former master. Mallory Carrick, confined to a wheelchair, seeks to find out the truth about her grandfather's history. Haunting, elegant and passionate, Theory of War is a novel about how the past lives on through following generations. It follows one woman's journey to discover what her grandfather might have experienced and how his suffering still haunts his descendants.

Hey Kid!

My face was on fire with embarrassment as I walked to the rear of the store
toward the pharmacist behind the counter, carrying the best five-pound box of
chocolates. All eyes turned to follow the grubby-looking kid down the aisle.

Author : Danny Dillman

Release : 2007-03

Publisher : iUniverse

ISBN : 059541849X

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In the winter of 1948, the Detroit Tigers host an essay contest to find their next batboy. Already a dedicated Tigers fan, young Danny Dillman enters the contest, and to his delight he wins. From 1948 to 1950 he becomes clubhouse boy, ball boy, and batboy for visiting teams at Detroit's Briggs Stadium. In these glorious years, Dillman discovers the complexities of an apparently simple game. But even more fascinating, he becomes intimately involved with the game's best players. He listens as Ted Williams explains how he became baseball's greatest hitter, witnesses the breaking of the color barrier with the emergence of black players, and sees the Casey Stengel era begin with the New York Yankees. With vivid detail, Dillman shares the often unknown events of major league baseball. Players had nicknames unheard of to fans and had their own language to describe events on the field. Dillman also discovered that his heroes were just ordinary men-some nice, some not so nice, and some hilarious. Hey, Kid! A Tiger Batboy Remembers offers a slice of nostalgia from baseball's post-World War II years. Dillman provides insights into clubhouse life and offers vignettes of players, famous and lesser-known, from the forgotten age of baseball.

Alien Taste

We'll put in that you're twentyone and that would make a birth date of 1983.” Said
information was ... “Hey! There you are! Boy, you look like shit. Your mothers are
going to kill me when they see you.” “Yeah, you're a dead man.” Ukiah laughed ...

Author : Wen Spencer

Release : 2001-07-01

Publisher : Penguin

ISBN : 9781101212448

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Ukiah Oregon is quickly becoming one of the greatest trackers in the country. Some call it luck—those closest to him call it instinct. Abandoned as a child, he was found running with a wolf pack. Now, in his job as a private investigator, he puts his nose to the ground to track down missing persons and fugitives from the law. A heightened sense of smell and taste—plus a photographic memory—make him an invaluable asset to his partner. But when Ukiah kills a crazed young woman in self-defense, he draws the attention of the FBI’s most wanted: a violent and elusive gang known as the Pack. And it won’t be long before Ukiah discovers just how much he has in common with the Pack: a bond of brotherhood, blood...and destiny.

Bermuda Gold

Blood: Yeah, our meat. With that said, the ... High above the large crevice that
exposes the sky above, a band of Pterodactyls can be seen fiying overhead. The
flying ... Chico: Man, it looks like they know that we're here. They just ... Mack: Hey
kid, you're bleeding from your side. R]: Yeah ... Blood: You got that shit right sarge

Author : Edward Cerda

Release : 2011-11-18

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

ISBN : 1469113201

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The adventure continues with sergeant Rock and his special squad of combat soldier's fighting for their survival. Once again the Rock and his men have been given an assignment by the higher echelon of command to retrieve not just lost American soldiers but the entire shipment of gold from Fort Knox that was lost en-route to a military base located within the Bermuda Triangle. In their efforts to retrieve this lost gold the sergeant and his men find themselves caught within a giant vortex that transports them deep within the core of the center of the Earth. Their adventure begins and the sergeant and his men find themselves amidst battles between hostile cavemen tribes and hungry dinosaurs trying to devour their prey as well as these human soldier's. Deep within the center of the earth these American soldiers find themselves involved in extraordinary circumstances that challenges their daily survival. Their survival skills are definitely put to the test and each soldier knows that the slightest mistake on their part could result in their death. Sergeant Rock takes his men deep into the center of the earth where adventure and death waits at every corner. The most dreaded adversaries are the meat eating dinosaurs whose only desire is to taste warm and fresh human flesh. In their search for that missing gold, the sergeant and his band of soldiers encounter alien space travelers. Their only objective is to collect more alien life trophies from planet earth. Countless surgical experiments are performed by the aliens on their captured trophies. Some of their trophies are the lost soldier's that sergeant Rock seeks. Now sergeant Rock has to battle with these aliens in order for him to free their human captives. Blood and guts on both sides will be spilled and many lives will be lost by both sides. So if you enjoy the excitement of the unknown and the thrill of the battle, then you will want to read this story of courageous combat soldier's trying to fulfill their responsibilities to their government. Go with sergeant Rock and his men into the unknown and live their adventures as your own. Every step that these courageous soldier's take, death waits with its arms wide open to exterminate their individual lives. Bermuda Gold is filled with action from start to finish. Wait for the next action packed adventure that these American soldiers take into the unknown in Blood South (coming soon).

The Poo Bomb

The tiny little scrawny things with huge eyes and haunted looks, the babies you
want to grab and force-feed cream? ... We're sellouts. We suck. But hey, I have
never looked at Cordelia and shouted, “Shit! Honey, get this kid some ham, quick!
... It looked like it knew the family budget was tight, and layoffs were imminent,
and there was an all-hands meeting scheduled for next week, and you know
what that ...

Author : Jeff Vogel

Release : 2005-03

Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN : 9780740750458

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Author Jeff Vogel did not go into parenthood with any delusions. He knew that he would love his daughter, and that was terrifying. What if he screwed up? And he knew that life with a baby would be different, that it would be filled with an endless stream of filthy diapers, unexplained wailing, and sleepless nights. Not to mention no sex. The parenting books painted a picture of smart, communicative babies and mindless, limitless joy, but he knew they were lying to him. So he wrote his own book. The Poo Bomb: True Tales of Parental Terror recounts, in a no-punches-pulled style, the first year of life of Cordelia, Jeff's freshly hatched, gooey human girl. The first year of parenthood isn't about joy or fulfillment. It is about menial labor, wiping up human waste, and marking time until the kid is old enough to run and play and thank you for its life. Jeff chronicles the journey through the morass of year one week by week. Rich with irreverent honesty and humor, The Poo Bomb is the reality show of parenting books: It reflects what most parents have sometimes guiltily felt about their not-so-delightful bundles of joy.

The Sound of the Trees

You ought to. The men went on laughing. The boy walked past them and pulled
open the door. Hey kid. He turnedwith ... You'll know you're there whenyou see a
big old truck stickin out of the ground like atreewith wheels. No shit, kid. Like a ...

Author : Robert Gatewood

Release : 2014-03-11

Publisher : Henry Holt and Company

ISBN : 1466865962

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An extraordinary debut that brings together a hypnotic quest, a thrilling Western, and an unforgettable love story. Set in the 1930s, The Sound of the Trees tells the story of Trude Mason, who, seeking to escape a brutal father and a violent past, sets out with his mother on horseback on a grueling journey through the extreme desert and mountainous terrain of southwestern New Mexico. Their destination is Colorado, a place Trude imagines to be abundantly fertile, wild, and free. But along the way, Trude finds himself in the clutches of a small New Mexican border town, once again a victim of brutality and lawlessness, this time in the form of a pitiless sheriff and his posse. When they arrest and sentence to death a young woman whose life Trude has saved, he must face an explosive collision between conscience and self-preservation. Affecting yet unsentimental, written in piercing, unadorned prose, Robert Gatewood's The Sound of the Trees marks the arrival of a vital new literary voice.

Attitude 3

look like they've been hit by a delivery van . ... I was an animation major , so THE

Author : Ted Rall

Release : 2006

Publisher : NBM

ISBN : 9781561634651

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This is a caustic collection of the top political and social e-cartoonists of today. It offers the best among the web's flurry of unfettered opinions. The top political and social e-cartoonists found on the web today provide yet another incisive and irreverent alternative view of today's society and politics. Like in the previous volumes of "Attitude", Ted Rall's interviews of the artists are featured along numerous cartoons.

Skeleton Lake

right connections, you can do anything.” “Like make a harmless drunk disappear
?” Kane said. The old man peered at Kane's face. “Hey, I know you,” he said. “
You're that Kane kid. Didn't recognize you at first because you look like shit.

Author : Mike Doogan

Release : 2008-08-14

Publisher : Penguin

ISBN : 9781440635076

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Wounded during an investigation and still grieving the loss of his son, Anchorage private detective Nik Kane is determined to keep himself busy with a cold case that’s haunted him for twenty years. Danny Shirtleff was a cop who’d spent months undercover taking down violent criminals and cheating death until his luck ran out on a muddy road next to Skeleton Lake. Three slugs in the chest took care of Danny, and landed fledgling detective Nik Kane with the first big case of his career, one that he’s never been able to close. But even in Alaska, cold cases have a habit of heating up. And Nik Kane is about to get burned.

One Lie

You're giving our profession a bad name, you know?” My eyes ... Is that you?” “In
the flesh. We have to stop meeting like this!” “Jesus Christ! What the fuck are you
doing in here?” “Hey, Marcus,” came a new voice. I turned to ... “Hey, kid, it's okay
, just go get your bed. We can talk later.” “Shit, I can't believe I'm in here! I didn't ...

Author : Marcus Wolf

Release : 2008-05-30

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

ISBN : 1469102110

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This saga exemplifies that conflicts with personal and client relations can cause all hell to break loose in the most meticulously maintained legal career. We couldnt wait for the next chapter. Being in the legal profession, reading this was like watching a horror movie: you wanted to look away for fear it could happen to you but you were too captivated to do it. -Tim and Carol Scholl This is a truly great book and a fascinating read. I went from joy and laughter to tears and outrage. I felt like I have known these characters all my life. Also gives a lesson of life with a mistake effecting the lives of not one, but many one lie - Cindi Wagner Is One Lie a startling, honest description of the authors life OR a tale of pure erotic fiction? It is a robustly told narrative of an attorneys personal and professional life, complicated by his boundless sexual appetites. He succumbs to temptation at the drop of a hat. Descriptions of meeting and interviewing clients, wheeling and dealing with opposing counsel, preparing and appearing in Court are accurate and eye-opening to those not in the legal profession. Your voyage over the raging seas of his life will be unforgettable! The captain is Peeping Tom and the ships name is The Voyeur. - Mae Gibson Retired Secondary Educator Business Education, Speech, Drama & Journalism Nearly 50 years as a legal assistant and secretary in various law offices. I read this book as the chapters were completed And couldnt wait to get the next one! It is intriguing, shocking, erotic and truly Reveals the best & worst of small town politics. - Sue Eddleblute

Drama High: Hustlin'

No more three-inch nails with fancy hoops hanging out of them and shit like that.
... “Hey kids.” “Hi, Mr. Esop,” we all chime in unison. Mickey looks uncomfortable,
but continues to stand next to Nigel at the opposite end of the table. “Hey, Dad.

Author : L. Divine

Release : 2009-02-01

Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN : 0758281889

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A YALSA Quick Pick for Reluctant Young Adult Readers Between Christmas, the annual Fall Festival, and baby-mama issues, South Bay High is vibrating with activity, excitement, and drama. . . The holidays are coming, along with all the madness and materialism that comes with them. As usual, Jayd is just trying to stay sane while everyone around her is losing it. Mickey's got a major secret and Jayd's girl Nellie is trying to stir up trouble with her loose lips. Vengeful Laura is trying to undermine Jayd's performance in the school production of Shakespeare's Lady Macbeth. Rah's baby mama, Sandy, is trying to keep him from seeing his daughter. And that's just for starters. Worst of all, Jayd's grandmother warns her that serious trouble is on the way. Between a spiritual cleansing, a potion, and the mystical support of her gifted ancestors, will Jayd be able to stop all this homegirl drama in its tracks?

The Pain Would Not Never Heal: How Life Goes On

See when you invest to your relatinships, man when yall with each other from
time, in the years shit can be pain. As Yoyo, and me and ... are you, I'm good.
Yeah I'm good myself hey my guys would like to know what is your homegirls
names, this is Yoyo, this is Marie. ... we do a lot of shit . . . We all head to the
game, yeah my kids was at they baby sitter, and I told stacy I'm kick her in 60,
stacy will love that.

Author : April Graves

Release : 2010-08-12

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

ISBN : 9781477167120

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The pain will not never heal. Street life thug guy, how he decides to change his life from getting off the streets. Sold drugs and went to prison, did his time and decided to give up the game and change his life. J decided to give his life to God when he left and try to start over with his life. J had liked a girl from Racine, Wisconsin, back in them days, but they didnt make it cause April moved on. When J decided to change one day, J wrote a friend, and her name was April. She didnt know how to take it, but they made it to be. J was a happy guy, already had kids. When J got with April, J decided to make her the woman of his dreams. J made her to be his wife. Was in some mix up cause the haters will not let them go on with their love. One day J was a little stress; things were coming at J like someone was stepping on his toes and bring him down with all the madness. But they made it to be their love. April was a female from Chicago that let the bride be the beast. April made it in with joy and happiness.

Flemish Fries

f Willy had been upset with his dad for having to seek out and play with strangers,
Hugo was twice as mad at having to find a job. He'd been looking forward to a
nice, relaxing American summer vacation, getting to know the lay of the land. He
had no idea ... “Hey, kid, what the shit do you think you're doing?” The station ...

Author : Mark Leysen

Release : 2006-09-01

Publisher :

ISBN : 1847287131

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Weapons of mass destruction, Nazi occupation, deprivation, assassination, God, immigration, assimilation, the American Dream, infidelity, success, failure and redemption are just some of the ingredients sprinkled into FLEMISH FRIES - a novel of one family's journey from Antwerp, Belgium to America. Intrigued by the promise of year-around sunshine, the Vos family immigrates to California after surviving the dark days of World War II. Assimilation is the new challenge, and Willem, the youngest son, is told by his father to learn English in three months or else. Hugo, the eldest at sixteen, is ordered to find a job immediately. Heartbreaking, heartwarming, and equally comical, FLEMISH FRIES turns a sharp eye towards Americanization, which brings diametrically different results to each family member. Late in life, Willem returns to Antwerp for a three week visit to the city of his birth. He is sixty and it has been forty years since his last visit, and now he must face a crucial life altering decision.

No Safe House

You look good.” She did, too. No ripped jeans, no nose stud, no streaks of pink
in her hair. She looked . . . polished. Tailored clothes, smart jacket, nails polished,
hair shorter than I remembered it, nicely trimmed. “You kinda look like shit,” she ...

Author : Linwood Barclay

Release : 2014-08-05

Publisher : Penguin

ISBN : 0698146883

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The New York Times bestselling author delivers the follow-up to No Time for Goodbye--an electrifying novel of suspense in which a family’s troubled past is about to return in more ways than one. And this time, they may not be able to escape.… Seven years ago, Terry Archer and his family, who first appeared in No Time for Goodbye, experienced a horrific ordeal that nearly cost them their lives. Today, the echoes of that fateful night are still audible. Terry’s wife, Cynthia, is living separate from her husband and daughter after her own personal demons threatened to ruin her relationship with them permanently. Their daughter, Grace, is rebelling against her parents’ seemingly needless overprotection. Terry is just trying to keep his family together. And the entire town is reeling from the senseless murder of two elderly locals. But when Grace foolishly follows her delinquent boyfriend into a strange house, the Archers must do more than stay together. They must stay alive. Because now they have all been unwillingly drawn into the shadowy depths of their seemingly idyllic hometown. For there, they will be reconnected with the man who saved their lives seven years ago, but who still remains a ruthless, unrepentant criminal. They will encounter killers for hire working all sides. And they will learn that there are some things people value much more than money, and will do anything to get it. Caught in a labyrinth between family loyalty and ultimate betrayal, Terry must find a way to extricate his family from a lethal situation he still doesn’t fully comprehend. All he knows is that to live, he may have to do the unthinkable....

Wordplays 4

ZINKO : Hi . JIM : Good to see you , man . HARVEY : Hi , baby . This is Miss
McDill . KID : Heard about her . Hi , Paulie . ... KID : Yeah ? HARVEY : You okay ?
KID : Great . TOM : Why don ' t you sit down , man , you look like shit . KID : I ' m
okay ...

Author : Thomas Babe

Release : 1984

Publisher : AJ Publishing Company

ISBN : 9780933826724

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Charlie Goodbear

You'll see.” As Brandon and Jennifer come into the kitchen, Josh looks up and
grins. “Well, well, if it isn't the other half of the Bobsy Twins! ... Josh told him, but
Brandon shakes his head. “Hey, cuZZ! We can't win! We just as well own up to
the fact that we were both real shits back then! ... “Yep, no matter how much we
try to teach our kids to learn from our mistakes, it's like shovelin' shit against the

Author : Tom Thunderhorse

Release : 2007-10-17

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

ISBN : 1469123320

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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. (Marie Curie) The nature of people is to shun the unknown, which is what a handful of people in the town of Springdale were doing to Charlie Goodbear. Charlie Goodbear by Tom Thunderhorse is an inspirational tale about the lives of a few small town folks and a good-hearted and misunderstood man named Charlie. The book begins with a detailed explanation of the characters and the town of Springdale. Thunderhorses perfect description of the stereotypical small town life makes you feel close to the characters. It is as if you are part of the gang and not just a silent spectator. The story unfolds only to pull you deeper into the lives of these colorful characters. A wonderful element this book has to offer is humor, and more than one kind. This book will have its reader laughing as well as sitting in silent amusement at some particular quirk. Do not think for one minute that this book is a comedy, however, it will have you near tears at some points too. A word of warning to all the books potential readers: This book is religious! Thats right, Ive said the R word. However, what is more important for those who are sensitive about the aforementioned R word, it is not preachy. This story does not attempt to convert you or convince you of the benefits of believing what these characters do believe. Feel safe, people of all faiths, your beliefs are out of harm's way, so if you can get past the rest of it, just sit back and enjoy the tale. Charlie Goodbear offers an ending that can only be described as bittersweet, but I will not spoil it for any potential readers who may be reading this. You will just have to acquire a copy of this wonderful book for yourself. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me. ~Erma Bombeck "I have known Tom Thunderhorse for a good amount of time now and knowing him has made this book all the more enjoyable for me. I could hear his voice in my head as I read and his sense of humor and personality comes though in every character. I feel very touched to have been given the opportunity to enjoy his novel before it becomes available to the rest of the world and truly blessed to have met him." ~This Review By, Christina Malley

The Darkness Within

... that looks like meat. “Hey Tom, you gonna eat yo slop today? Shit, pretty soon
you'll be out eating all the steak and pussy you can find,” shouted Sam. ... I'll see
if my sister will watch the kids when she gets off work and it's you and me the rest
of the night. I want to take you out to ... “sounds good.” As the couple walked 1 I.

Author : A. A. Miller, Sr.

Release : 2009-06-11

Publisher : Dorrance Publishing

ISBN : 0805986413

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Horror House

While the woman and the teenage boy seemed almost like sweethearts, it was
like they had no idea that another little boy had stopped just a ... “Hey there. Are
you having fun?” The child shrugged his shoulders. “I—I guess so.” Up close,
Scotty was dismayed to see welts and ... Say you're having fun, huh, Dooky Boy

Author : Jery Tillotson

Release : 2003-03-24

Publisher : iUniverse

ISBN : 146209516X

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'Twas the night of the blizzard And into the great house, Crept a crazy old madman Who Wielded an Axe He butchered twelve people before the tenth bell And After he ate them He returned to black hell *** Andrea D'Allasandra shocked readers around the world in 2000 when she introduced the terrifying mountain madman, Benji, who butchered a weekend house party, in the best-selling Death House. Now, in her stunning new sequel, Horror House, Benji returns to slaughter again in the newly refurbished mountain chalet. He believes that old adage: "Once you check in, you can never check out!"