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The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes

The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock ...

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2011-09-22

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1849017735

File Size : 90.52 MB

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The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

The Mammoth Book of Futuristic Romance

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Author : Trisha Telep

Release : 2013-01-17

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 178033043X

File Size : 68.89 MB

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Love will find a way - 19 fantastic future-set romances. The good news is, in the future there will be no shortage of romance. On space ships, on newly-colonized planets or on a barely recognizable Earth, life forms, whether human, alien or something in between, will find their way to love. As giant corporations grasp new opportunities for profit and future armies clash, both in deep space and 'dirtside', former romantic partners try to put the past behind them and time-travelling rebels set out to romance the past. These science fiction stories of future love and lust - by Marcella Burnard, Bianca d'Arc, Jess Granger, Linnea Sinclair, C. L. Wilson and many more - are brimming with passion and humour. So, even though in space no one can hear you scream, they might just be able to hear you laugh.

The Mammoth Book of Best New Jokes

The Mammoth series delivers yet another compilation of jokes you can't live without.

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2009

Publisher : Running PressBook Pub

ISBN : 9780762437290

File Size : 68.78 MB

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Presents a collection of thousands of jokes on almost one hundred topics ranging from airplanes and books to Donald Trump and work.

The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

More than 3,000 off-color jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability. This book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity.

Author : E. Henry Thripshaw

Release : 2010-10-12

Publisher : Running Press

ISBN : 9780762440009

File Size : 90.52 MB

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More than 3,000 off-color jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability. This book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking than anything you've ever heard.

The Mammoth Book of Weird News

A humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot ...

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2011-11-03

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1849019592

File Size : 59.41 MB

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A humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot; the radioactive cat which got mistaken for a bomb; the human tongue that got served up in a hospital; the X-ray that revealed E.T.'s face in a duck; the youth who woke to find a bullet in his tongue; the tortoise that set a house on fire; and many more.

My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes

The hilarious new joke book from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS - star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!

Author : MATT LUCAS

Release : 2020-10

Publisher :

ISBN : 9780755501816

File Size : 41.12 MB

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If you're planning on reading this very very very very very very very silly book of jokes, there are some things you're going to need: Spare pants In case you wet yours Needle and thread In case you split your sides Large box In case you laugh your head off (you'll still want to keep it, right?)

Mammoth Book of Best British Crime 11

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Author : Maxim Jakubowski

Release : 2014-06-05

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1472111893

File Size : 77.63 MB

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This superb annual anthology of the year’s most outstanding short crime fiction published in the UK is now well into its second decade. Jakubowski has succeeded, once again, in unearthing the best short crime stories of English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish authors (along with a handful of US writers living in the UK, and some expatriate Brits). With this collection he showcases the impressive breadth of British crime writing, from cosy tales of detection to noir mayhem and psychological suspense and terror. There are puzzles to solve, nagging questions about the nature of British society, but, above all, there are over 40 wonderful, gripping stories to shock, delight and make you think twice, if not three times. Full list of contributors: Lee Child; Kevin Wignall; Will Carver; Paul Charles; Val McDermid; Paul Johnston; Alison Bruce; Tim Willocks; Maxim Jakubowski; Rhys Hughes; Edward Marston; N. J. Cooper; Michael Z. Lewin; Peter Guttridge; Mary Hoffman; Peter Tremayne; Kate Rhodes; Paul D. Brazill; Ros Asquith; Amy Myers; Alexander McCall Smith; Nina Allan; Peter Turnbull; Jay Stringer; Martin Edwards; Zoë Sharp; Col Bury; David Stuart Davies; Howard Linskey; Susan Everett; Christopher Fowler; Dreda Say Mitchell; Roger Busby; Simon Kernick; Peter Lovesey; David Hewson; Gerard Brennan; Jane Casey; Christopher J. Simmons; Stephen Gallagher; John Lawton.

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-rated & Politically Incorrect Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy.

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2005

Publisher : Running PressBook Pub

ISBN : 9780786716012

File Size : 31.61 MB

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The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes?an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.

The Mammoth Book of Nebula Awards SF

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Author : Kevin J. Anderson

Release : 2012-02-16

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1780334303

File Size : 63.66 MB

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The very best short SF fiction of any given year as recommended and nominated by the members of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America: the best novella, novelette and short story. Here you will find the cream of the crop of science fiction and fantasy - startling ideas, the intricate construction of new worlds and mind-bending experimental writing. This anthology includes not only the Nebula Award-winning works in each short-form category, but also all the nominees in the novelette and short story categories. Here you will find colourful fantasy, outstanding speculative fiction, steampunk, edgy writing on the fringes of the mainstream and uncompromisingly hard SF in stories set in the distant past, an off-kilter present day, the far future or some times in between.

Mammoth Book of Fun and Games

A series companion to the Mammoth Book of Word Games, for anyone who enjoys playing with words and deciphering codes.

Author : Richard B. Manchester

Release : 1991-10-01

Publisher : Arrowood Press

ISBN : 9780884860440

File Size : 27.18 MB

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A series companion to the Mammoth Book of Word Games, for anyone who enjoys playing with words and deciphering codes. Contains 400 games, jokes and puzzles, including, crosswords, logic problems, mazes, parlor tricks, mathematical puzzles, riddles, puzzle squares, across-tics and more. 100 line drawings.

The Mammoth Book of Irish Humour

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Author : Aubrey Malone

Release : 2012-11-15

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1780337981

File Size : 24.12 MB

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This bumper collection of Irish humour covers topics such as Absenteeism and Zoos and everything in between. It would be disappointing should such a large collection not include the best of famous Irish wits such as Oscar Wilde and George Bernard Shaw, but the emphasis is very much on contemporary Irish humour from the likes of Tommy Tiernan, Dylan Moran, Ardal O'Hanlon and Dara O'Briain, to name just a few. Lunatic, iconoclastic and, as Spike Milligan might have put it, involving 'sideways thinking', this is Irish humour at its very best.

The Mammoth Book of 10,000 Zingers

This collection presents the best side-splitting one-liners arranged by category. Everything's silly: from marriage and the bedroom to popular sayings to parents and kids, this collection has a zinger for every funny bone.

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2012

Publisher : Running PressBook Pub

ISBN : 9780762445950

File Size : 77.51 MB

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A collection of jokes and witticisms organized into categories, including alcohol, cats, and Chuck Norris.

The Mammoth Book of Weird But True

A giant humorous collection of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, hilarious blunders and gaffes—over 1000 extraordinary cases from around the world. Who needs urban legends, when these are all true?

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2011-12-06

Publisher : Running Press Adult

ISBN : 9780762437283

File Size : 37.68 MB

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A giant humorous collection of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, hilarious blunders and gaffes—over 1000 extraordinary cases from around the world. Who needs urban legends, when these are all true? It's everything readers love about Ripley's Believe it or Not! with an added punch of humor.

Camel Jokes

Author : Joe King

Release :

Publisher : MARINE PUBLISHING

ISBN :

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The Mammoth Book of More Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2013-09-19

Publisher : Robinson

ISBN : 1780338023

File Size : 90.51 MB

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Funny, fearless and absolutely filthy-nearly 3,000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes, covering just about every topic imaginable, from adultery to (sex in) Zoos, including an assortment of bad taste lists. A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.

Deer Jokes - Elk Jokes

Author : Joe King

Release :

Publisher : MARINE PUBLISHING

ISBN : 1387581740

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Meerkat Jokes

Author : Joe King

Release :

Publisher : MARINE PUBLISHING

ISBN : 1387625195

File Size : 46.63 MB

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The Mammoth Book of Awesome Comic Fantasy

Joke stuff, gifts, souvenirs. Junk,” he added. “But all high quality, ... My own silly
fault. Wasn't paying attention to where I was ... Still, the words were out there now,
and he couldn't very well take them back. “That's extremely kind of you,” replied ...

Author : Mike Ashley

Release : 2014-04-11

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1472114930

File Size : 88.20 MB

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A new and truly awesome collection of comic fantasy masterpieces! It isn't often you find a posse of Greek goddesses putting down insurrection among unruly classical mortals, stranded aliens escaping earth in a church converted into a rocket, or a light-fingered time-traveller attempting to steal the universe - but here they all are, in another selection of bizarre comic fantasies.

The Book of Senior Jokes

This book - and do, please, try to remember to pay for it - is a collection of the very best 'senior' jokes, perfect for anyone feeling their age, no matter how old they may be, that will help them celebrate all that is positive - and ...

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Release : 2011-07-31

Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books

ISBN : 184317765X

File Size : 37.7 MB

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Ageing is one of those unavoidable facts of life, and what more can you do about it than laugh (admittedly, slightly defensively)? Just why fading physical and mental faculties should be so funny is something of a mystery, but they are and with The Book of Senior Jokes you can laugh off your forgetfulness, fading physique and new penchant for the afternoon nap. This book - and do, please, try to remember to pay for it - is a collection of the very best 'senior' jokes, perfect for anyone feeling their age, no matter how old they may be, that will help them celebrate all that is positive - and positively hilarious - about growing older.

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... won, she liked that, and she read out the joke, and everyone said they found it
funny, and she even put on her paper hat. ... The necklace was really rather
sharp, but Sarah didn't mind, it felt real, and she tried to shift her body so it would
cut ...

Author : Stephen Jones

Release : 2010-10-28

Publisher : Hachette UK

ISBN : 1849016720

File Size : 85.15 MB

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The year's best, and darkest, tales of terror, showcasing the most outstanding new short stories and novellas by both contemporary masters of the macabre and exciting newcomers. As ever, this acclaimed anthology also offers the most comprehensive annual overview of horror around the world in all its incarnations; a comprehensive necrology of famous names; and a list of indispensable contact addresses for the dedicated horror fan and writer alike. The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror remains the world's leading annual anthology dedicated solely to presenting the best in contemporary horror fiction. Praise for Stephen Jones: 'The best horror anthologist in the business is, of course, Stephen Jones, whose Mammoth Book of Best New Horror is one of the major bargains of this as of any other year.' Roz Kavaney 'An essential volume for horror readers.' Locus 'Stephen Jones . . . has a better sense of the genre than almost anyone in this country.' Lisa Tuttle, The Times Books